England Football Jokes!

We all know England bombed out of the world cup in a way that they had their butts handed to them!!

so, heard any jokes about the England squad!? post them up please!!

to get the'ball' rolling....


Whats the difference between Cinderella and the England football team?
Cinderella wanted to get to the ball....


Robert Green - The only man to leave Africa with out catching anything .

In order for fans to Celebrate the success of England during the world cup the plane home will be landing in Glasgow.


I can't believe we only managed a draw against a team we should easily
have beaten......I'm ashamed to call myself Algerian.

The England team went to visit an orphanage in South Africa this morning,
"its so good to put a smile on the faces of people with no hope, constantly
struggling, and facing the impossible" said Jamal Omboto, aged 6.


Fifa have released a statement saying the fan didn't break into the
dressing room after all, but was let in by Rob Green.


What's the difference between Rob Green's spill and BP's spill?
- Robert Green has got a cap for his.

Fabio Capello was wheeling his shopping trolley across the supermarket car
park when he noticed an old lady struggling with her bags of shopping. He
stopped and asked, "Can you manage dear?" To which the old lady replied,
"No way. You got yourself into this mess, don't ask me to sort it
out..."

The FA have launched an inquiry to find out how a fan found his way into
the dressing room. And another enquiry into how Aaron Lennon found his way
into the dressing room.